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Tiny Problems, Big Feelings

Picture books for grown-ups. Tiny problem. Big feelings. Questionable coping skills. Surprisingly useful lesson.

Cover of Kevin the Hemorrhoid: a small red jellybean-shaped character in a shirt and blue tie, a coworker poking him and a smug boss holding a mug.

Book 1 · Available now

Kevin the Hemorrhoid

A Pain-in-the-Ass Story About Work, Worry, and Wiping Carefully

Kevin has a shitty job. His boss dumps everything on him. His coworker won’t stop poking him. One brave little hemorrhoid learns that sometimes the best treatment is telling people to get off your ass.

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Cover of Gary Knows Things: a stern red egg-shaped hemorrhoid in round glasses and a brown cardigan holding a coffee mug, two small grandkids at his feet and a scowling woman with a clipboard behind him.

Book 2 · Coming soon

Gary Knows Things

A Veteran Hemorrhoid’s Guide to Retirement

Gary is finally retired. He’s also up at 5:58 every morning, at war with the HOA, and banned from the kitchen by his wife. One veteran hemorrhoid learns that a life needs a purpose, not just a calendar.

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Kevin waving hello

About Harry Cheeks

Harry Cheeks has sat through a lot of meetings. Some of them could have been emails. Most of them could have been nothing. He writes picture books for people who are far too old for picture books.

Contains strong language. Not for children. Seriously.