Backdoor Books
Backdoor Books presents
Picture books for grown-ups. Tiny problem. Big feelings. Questionable coping skills. Surprisingly useful lesson.
Book 1 · Available now
A Pain-in-the-Ass Story About Work, Worry, and Wiping Carefully
Kevin has a shitty job. His boss dumps everything on him. His coworker won’t stop poking him. One brave little hemorrhoid learns that sometimes the best treatment is telling people to get off your ass.
Book 2 · Available now
A Veteran Hemorrhoid’s Guide to Retirement
Gary is finally retired. He’s also up at 5:58 every morning, at war with the HOA, and banned from the kitchen by his wife. One veteran hemorrhoid learns that a life needs a purpose, not just a calendar.
Book 3 · Available now
Is Hanging On by a Hair
Paige dumped Donald three months ago. He still sleeps in her hoodie, and he hasn’t washed his sweatpants since spring. One small dingleberry learns the hardest thing a dingleberry can do: let go. Then take a shower.
Book 4 · Coming soon
A Story About Opening Up
Preston is turning fifty. His doctor wants an exam. His wife of twenty-five years wants to try something new. Both of them want in through the back door. One terrified little walnut learns that the worry is always worse than the glove.
Book 5 · Coming soon
A Story About Being Kissable
’Tain’t the front and ’tain’t the back, so every washcloth skips him. Now Timmy wants romance. One overlooked little taint learns that if you want to be loved, you start by not overlooking yourself.
Harry Cheeks has sat through a lot of meetings. Some of them could have been emails. Most of them could have been nothing. He writes picture books for people who are far too old for picture books.
Contains strong language. Not for children. Seriously.